[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.
Hi it’s been so long but I miss it here and I had a fic idea
The Married Life
Pairing: Calum Hood x Reader
Words: 1300+
Author’s Note: Basic ass title, but I couldn’t figure out a title. Lol. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this cute little fic with a side of spice! xox
wonderlandiswhereitsatyo asked:
Maybe Cal surprises y/n after being away doing promo works and shows up with their favorite meal and they catch up 🥵🥵🥵
be-ready-when-i-say-go answered:
Hi Blanca! Let’s dusty off these rusty wheels. Tried to keep it as gender-neutral as possible.
CW: 18+ Content
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You watch Duke lap at the bowl for a moment, mostly to make sure the old man turns his attention to the food you’ve put into the bowl. He gets finicky–sometimes he wants you around, sometimes he doesn’t. But you always linger for just a moment to match sure his attention eventually settles on the food. Once he gets a few more drinks of water, he noses the rim of the food bowl. The sound of the first crunch lets you know he’s going to at least eat something. So you push up from the counter and then look back at binder of recipes on the counter.
With Duke settled, you still need to figure out what you want to eat. It was sometimes a late night endeavour with you waiting well into the night before getting up. But you know Calum’s going to call soon and ask if you’ve selected what to get for dinner. Even if he was miles away, he called in the evening to hear your voice and to make sure you were sticking to the schedule.
It sounds ridiculous as you flip to the turkey dish section of the binder. You’re a grown adult but you still need the strictness of a schedule to ensure you didn’t get overwhelmed. It also ensures you don’t forget the necessities–work, walking Duke, doctor’s appointments, laundry, cleaning. It works which is all that you need.
pretty - cth
ask: please please please more calum fluff!!
ask: pls pls write a calum fluff where he just looks so pretty and you tell him he looks pretty and it's just all fluffy and ahhhh
an: y'all go crazy go stupid for some calum content. (that's okay. me too.) this is short but SO CUTE.
pairing: calum hood x reader
summary: calum fluff! he looks good in a skirt 😏
warnings: ?! just fluff ?! oh and cursing!
word count: 497
You watch Calum as he shoves his feet into his Doc Martens. You’re sitting on the couch in his dressing room at a concert venue twiddling your thumbs, just admiring Calum’s presence.
Calum begins to pace around the room. His heavy boots hitting the hard floor creates an echo as he does so. He’s continuously ruffling his curls and looking at himself in the mirror as he makes his rounds around the room.
“Ah, fuck this,” Calum murmurs as he begins to remove the Docs from his feet. He doesn’t sit down when he does this, so he’s stumbling on one foot around the room as he struggles to get the shoe off.
sleepless nights
pairing: calum hood x reader
summary: you couldn’t count the amount of times you had found calum playing bass when he couldn’t sleep, so when you’re lying in bed wide awake, you decide to give it a try.
word count: 1k
You laid awake in bed, staring up at the ceiling. You had been lying in bed for four hours and had yet to come close to falling asleep. It felt like your brain was on overdrive.
All you could think about was everything you had to do tomorrow. It wasn’t helping you fall asleep any faster.
You could hear the ticking of the clock on Calum’s bedside table. The seconds were slowly ticking away.
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
You had had enough. You felt like you were going to go insane if you stayed in bed any longer.
You slowly snuck out of Calum’s grasp and walked into the living room. You didn’t know what you were going to do, but you needed to do something. Then, it popped into your head.
Calum always played the bass when he couldn’t sleep. He told you that it helped him silence his thoughts.
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